I am woefully out-of-date when it comes to stuff like this, but in case you haven't seen it, I recommend playing a round or two of Assteroidz: Diamond Dave Editon, an all-David Lee Roth version of the classic arcade game Asteroids.

Command the legendary Clown Prince of Rock as he fires his crotch laser at giant VH logos, Eddie Van Halen's massive head, or the creepy dancing burger from Better off Dead. There's even a pesky Sammy Hagar flying saucer. The good folks at Shitbagz.com have peppered the game with brilliant sound effects and Rothisms, and the end result is a thing of frickin' beauty.

You will weep.

With joy.

For about five minutes anyway, and then you'll move on to something else.

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This entry was posted by David Campbell, on Friday, January 30, 2009. You can leave your response.