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Comics that need to be published again, pt 4

Zegra the Jungle Empress. Fox Features Syndicate.

I've always wondered about jungle girl comics. How come you never see a hideously scarred jungle girl? With all the half-naked bushwacking they do, you'd think they'd just be covered head to toe with scars.

Take Zegra, for instance. Here she is getting ambushed by a tiger whilst straddling a tree limb in knee length grass. Unless she's extremely lucky, the chances of her emerging from a tiger fight completely unscathed seem remote, particularly since it looks like she bought that knife at a gas station. Since jungle girls battle tigers, lions, jaguars, and gorillas on a daily basis, it seems like Zegra would be a mass of scar tissue and weeping wounds.

What's your secret, Zegra? Aloe?

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“Comics that need to be published again, pt 4”

  1. Blogger bucky Says:

    she used to have a huge c-section scar but they air brushed it out.

  2. Blogger Chris Says:

    Jungle Girls are notorious for their use of various lotions and topical creams. In fact, I believe Bath and Body Works has a whole section for jungle girls.

  3. Blogger SallyP Says:

    Forget the scars, the parasites ALONE must be disgusting! Not to mention, her feet must be callused beyond belief.

  4. Blogger Ken Says:

    Dave, didn't you resurrect Haunted Tank by posting about the old series on DLB?

    You hold the power of the gods, my friend.