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From the archives: The Kissing Bandit

Here's a sketch I found from The Archives. It's amazing what you can find when digging through boxes of old shit looking for tax documents.

I can't quite recall why I drew The Kissing Bandit in the first place. If memory serves I think I wanted a custom-made Halloween costume using fancy gold curtain sashes at the time, and this was what I came up with.

Clearly not one of my better ideas.


I really wanted to wear this, padded codpiece and all.

Give it to me straight: there's something wrong with me, isn't there?

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“From the archives: The Kissing Bandit”

  1. Blogger Kieran's Aesthetics Says:

    The grappling hook--and its explanation--made me guffaw.

    I admire such fine attention to detail.

  2. Blogger Nimbus Says:

    The best thing about him is the way he's standing. Is he about to recite the "I'm a Little Teapot" song?

    Flamboyant?!? That's, erm, one word for him, yes.

  3. Blogger SallyP Says:

    Oh, I dunno, the ascot is a nice touch.

  4. Blogger joel wyatt Says:

    There was an episode of "Love Boat" with a kissing bandit that wore that EXACT SAME OUTFIT, but you know what makes yours cooler? -The fact that it looks like Burton-era Batman body armor.

    You need to add the new wave sombrero to it, though (a la Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus video)

  5. Blogger Philip G. Says:

    I think George Hamilton might be the only one who could pull that off.

  6. Blogger dwinn Says:

    On the contrary -- there's something horribly, terribly *right* with you, Dave.

  7. Blogger barsoomcore Says:

    I disagree. I think this IS one of your better ideas.