From the archives: The Kissing Bandit
Here's a sketch I found from The Archives. It's amazing what you can find when digging through boxes of old shit looking for tax documents.
I can't quite recall why I drew The Kissing Bandit in the first place. If memory serves I think I wanted a custom-made Halloween costume using fancy gold curtain sashes at the time, and this was what I came up with.
Clearly not one of my better ideas.

I really wanted to wear this, padded codpiece and all.
Give it to me straight: there's something wrong with me, isn't there?
I can't quite recall why I drew The Kissing Bandit in the first place. If memory serves I think I wanted a custom-made Halloween costume using fancy gold curtain sashes at the time, and this was what I came up with.
Clearly not one of my better ideas.

I really wanted to wear this, padded codpiece and all.
Give it to me straight: there's something wrong with me, isn't there?
Labels: from the archives
February 4, 2009 1:05 AM
The grappling hook--and its explanation--made me guffaw.
I admire such fine attention to detail.
February 4, 2009 5:06 AM
The best thing about him is the way he's standing. Is he about to recite the "I'm a Little Teapot" song?
Flamboyant?!? That's, erm, one word for him, yes.
February 4, 2009 7:56 AM
Oh, I dunno, the ascot is a nice touch.
February 4, 2009 8:36 AM
There was an episode of "Love Boat" with a kissing bandit that wore that EXACT SAME OUTFIT, but you know what makes yours cooler? -The fact that it looks like Burton-era Batman body armor.
You need to add the new wave sombrero to it, though (a la Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus video)
February 4, 2009 12:13 PM
I think George Hamilton might be the only one who could pull that off.
February 5, 2009 12:42 AM
On the contrary -- there's something horribly, terribly *right* with you, Dave.
February 28, 2009 2:21 PM
I disagree. I think this IS one of your better ideas.