GIVE TO ME: The Briefcase Submachine Gun
Let's say your investment bank is going under, but fortunately as the outgoing CEO you've got an iron clad contract that pretty much assures that you're walking away with a fat bonus while all the peons lose their jobs, savings, and houses.
Heads up. People may be pissed at you. No, I have no idea why.
The solution: the Heckler & Koch MP5 briefcase submachine gun. When your car gets stopped by angry shareholders or a school bus, it's time to go preemptive on their asses and hose the intersection down with a barrage of 9mm. Defend yourself from the unemployed rabble in style!
The briefcase submachine gun - let them eat lead.
Heads up. People may be pissed at you. No, I have no idea why.
The solution: the Heckler & Koch MP5 briefcase submachine gun. When your car gets stopped by angry shareholders or a school bus, it's time to go preemptive on their asses and hose the intersection down with a barrage of 9mm. Defend yourself from the unemployed rabble in style!
The briefcase submachine gun - let them eat lead.
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This entry was posted by David Campbell, on
Monday, February 9, 2009.
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February 9, 2009 11:56 PM
It figures Stan Lee would need one of those.
February 10, 2009 5:03 AM
Wow! I want one too!
Word verification: "Fucen". Umm... Fucen A!
February 11, 2009 6:38 AM
Couple that with the Semtex Toupee, and any former AIG exec can become a pear-shaped killing machine!
February 13, 2009 4:46 PM
The H&K product video this came from also had an auto-fire grenade launcher which I will now impersonate: "Thoomp thoomp thoomp thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM!thoompBLAM! BLAM! BLAM!BLAM!
My word verification was buizate, which is what I did in my pants the first saw that grenade launcher.
February 13, 2009 4:48 PM
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