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Laser Obama!


Sure, Barack Obama is the first African American president, but did you know that he is also the first laser powered president? No shit, Obama is powered by a combination of moxie, hope, and 100% pure laser energy.

I am totally not making this up. I have proof: poorly Photoshopped stock photographs of the President! Behold Laser Obama.



“Laser Obama!”

  1. Blogger Ken Says:

    How else can he combat the Laser Cats?

  2. Blogger Ouranosaurus Says:

    Oh my God, I knew I should have picked up that laser gun the aliens left in the desert myself! I could be Laser Ouranosaurus!

  3. Blogger joel wyatt Says:

    Obama VS. Super President- who ya got?

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